Further signs that I'm old
Forget the silver that keeps appearing in my hair, or the fact that certain parts of my body seem to have permanently migrated to a new southern home, or the increasing amount of time it takes me to find the keys in the morning, or the fact that I can no longer claim to be in my "early 30s."Here's how I know I'm really creeping close to middle-aged: See this woman?
She just turned 40.

4 Comments:
Huhn? What? Hrm?
Clicked link. Saw lots of women. Recognized none...
xo,
Vat? You vant a link that actually vorks?
Try again. Sorry about that.
Of course, this woman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyndi_Lauper) is 55.
My knee is hurting... must be rain a'coming.
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I now must ask you, are you happier than you were 15-20 years ago? I had this talk with someone today, about how you see photos of yourself "back when" and you thought you looked fat/stupid/geeky or whatever, and you wish so much that you could marry the perspective you have as a 30+ year old and the flat abs and nice ta-tas of a younger time. Alas, that is the eternal dilemma, and we can only conclude that youth is WASTED pon the young. Plastic surgery is sometimes an option, but you have to know when to stop, or you end up looking like Diann Cannon or Priscilla Presley. They look like they have to sit down to open their mouths.
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