Isn't that just like a man?
So how do I respond to this one?TheBoy was having a full-fledged freak of a tantrum as we put on pajamas last night, complete with screaming, hitting, kicking, etc., when he came out with this one:
"I'm going to pee on you!"
I was struggling to keep from laughing when I noticed the first tiny droplet appear on the tip of his little man part. I yelled before he could get a full stream going, but still ... What the heck?
Apparently we're at a stage where bodily fluids are seen as a weapon. When it was clear he was going to be in serious, serious trouble if any more urine appeared, he stuck his hand in his mouth, licked it, and then proceeded to rub his saliva on me.
posted by AnnaRay at 2:37 PM
3 Comments:
Wow. I know how my mom would handle it (wooden spoon ninja), but that is not so p.c. these days.
I'm not sure, but I think my Mom put me in my room, closed the door and waited for the tantrum to be over. I seem to remember that being a long time, sometimes, but I suspect my memory is not reliable on that.
Now, that's not necessarily an endorsement, but it's the only thing I've got.
It's as if he was saying "piss on you". I hear it is important to be honest with your feelings.
Or maybe he was feeling a little pissy.
Of course, you might have really pissed him off.
That boy can really be a pisser, eh?
Time for me to piss off...
Besides, if he were really pissed, he would have spit on you.
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