Gone fishin'

Judybat and TheBoy left me yesterday for the first leg of a two-and-a-half week tour of the East Coast. I'll be joining them next week after a quick jaunt to Vegas to attend the nuptials of my mother and soon-to-be redubbed Once and Future Stepfather. (I'm leaning, for the record, toward Past and Current. But I'm open to other ideas.)

My brain has been on vacation for several weeks now, which might explain why I spent $500 today at Nordy's on a dress and wrap -- yes, in pregnancy I have apparently become a wrap kind of girl -- for this wedding and the one coming up the week after. It also might explain why I woke up at 4:30 this morning thinking about the various ways I plan to lose my hard-earned cash this weekend. (Memo to self: Do NOT hit on 15. Do NOT.)

The long and short of it is that we'll be out of our lovely little town for two weeks. We'll have Internet access on our excursion, so you might hear from us between now and then. Or you might not. That's really up to my already departed spouse. Because you all know who's really in charge around here.