I want to tell you a story

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Sandwich crust started to fly and juice started to spill in the big glass on the floor and giraffe clean up with a napkin and the mouse started to spill on the giraffe and the giraffe cleaned himself up and the building started to break 'cause the trees knocked the building down and the juice started to knock the water down and the giraffe cleaned the water up.