The World According to The Boy

- When the dogs bark, they are talking to Mommy, and she understands what they say.

- There is nothing in this world the mommies can't do, including turn night into day; you just have to keep asking for it and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. (Want daytime, Mommy. Want daytime now.)

- After someone sings "Happy Birthday to You" it's time to eat cake. (Want cake, Mommy. Want cake. Want cake. Want cake. Want cake. Want cake. Want cake. )

- That's mine.

- That's mine too.